conversation stoppers for over-educated evangelicals

I don't get all of them. Some are hilarious. All were stolen from here.

1. Yeah, I never really got that into the Narnia series.
2. Flannery O'Connor is overrated.
3. I was actually hoping global warming would hasten the eschaton.
4. But weren't the Crusades a response to Islamic aggression?
5. Christendom? Count me in!
6. I'm not sure Anglicanism is working for me.
7. Sure you can filch patristic milk for a while, but you should buy the cow eventually.
8. Did you ever get the sense that more of us should have become pastors or missionaries?
9. Hello! [contains too much hell]
10. While it's the early Kinkade that most moves me, I'm convinced the best is yet to come.