THOSE THiNGS WHiCH ARE AN iMMEDiATE CONSEQUENCE OF THE FALL AND OF CAPiTALiSM

1. cell phones
2. dress codes at work
3. really dumb interpretations of the book of Revelation
4. mini-vans with two sliding doors and more remote controls and tv screens than Best Buy
   
5. telemarketers
6. inconsistent/ignorant Calvinists
7. too much hand sanitizer
   
8. TBN