how to enjoy a pastor's conference [an entry two years in the making]

This was at the Desiring God pastor's conference in February of 2007. When the plane landed in Minneapolis it was -16 degrees. That's not awesome if you're from the south. It was a pretty flight though.

Because of the piercing frigidity outside, we had to spend our time inside somehow. We went to the biggest mall in America that includes and indoor roller coaster. Party on, Garth.

We found some 4x polo shirts to try on.

And finally, I showed my piety and maturity by jumping on the bed. Videographic expertise provided by Adam Mihm.