bad denominational jokes

How many PENTECOSTALS does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change the bulb and 9 to pray against the spirits of darkness.

How many PRESBYTERIANS...

None. When God wants it done, He'll do it Himself.

How many CATHOLICS...

None. Candles only, please.

How many MORMONS...

6. 1 man to change the bulb and 5 women to tell him how to do it.

How many UNITARIANS...

We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

How many BAPTISTS...

Change?!

Stolen and adapted from our pal, Ben Witherington. Here.