10. 1 to change the bulb and 9 to pray against the spirits of darkness.
How many PRESBYTERIANS...
None. When God wants it done, He'll do it Himself.
How many CATHOLICS...
None. Candles only, please.
How many MORMONS...
6. 1 man to change the bulb and 5 women to tell him how to do it.
How many UNITARIANS...
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.How many BAPTISTS...
Change?!
